harleytheimmortalwaitress:
nakedhermione:

Darren: Oh, hey camera… It’s nice to see you again, you know, it’s like, always so cool when you’re around… I mean, honestly, I don’t even know why you bother, because I’m seriously just this goober… Oh hey- before you go, have I told you about the band “Freelance Whales”?
Kevin: Yeah, uhm, you’re interesting and all, but uh, there’s one fiiiine looking gurl over there ya know what I’m sayin’? So it’s been great, but I’m going to go snag me some of THAT you hurr me okayyy? Peace.
Lea: CAMERA I AM GOING TO MAKE THIS A NIGHT YOU WILL NEVER FORGET COME WITH ME TO SULTRY SEXY LAND WHERE I RIP THE SLIT IN MY DRESS JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE SO YOU CAN SEE MY LADY PARTS JUST DON’T TELL DIANA OKAY
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countboozy