socialpirate: Archive

Nov 27th

Penmachine: Oh fuck →

It takes a lot of gut to put this out in the open and share with the entire world…no matter how sad it is. Good luck Derek.

Nov 27th

Nov 26th

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Nov 25th

“I was bOrN as a ReBeL, making tRoUbLe 4 da DeViL Take this GanG BanG shit, 2...”

– 2Pac Revolution

Nov 25th

One of the many instances of a Client from Hell

Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
Prospective client: Yes.
Me: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.

Nov 25th

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Nov 25th

Nov 24th

Creative Types Have More Sex Partners |... →

Wonder if it goes the other way around….People who have more sex partners are the most creative? That would work wonders for me ;-)

Nov 23rd

Top 10 Things You Should Never Discuss Online →

#fail of a list…talking about these topics is important and online discussions should be about these rather than celebrity gossip…alright some celebrity gossip is entertaining :-)

Nov 22nd

Nov 20th

Nov 19th

Watch

Wow! It’s marriage proposal season already? This is the coolest I’ve seen so far :-). Done so damn right. Searching for what the girl replied

Nov 18th

Man + baked beans + surprise party = Funny, Funny,...

A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect on him. After he met the woman of his dreams, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave them up; he couldn’t imagine subjecting his new wife to his beastly emissions. On his birthday, his car broke down, so he called his wife and told her he’d have to walk home. He walked past a cafe and the...

Nov 18th