socialpirate

“HERE’S WHAT THE FUCK YOU MISSED ON GLEE: HUDSON’S MOM HAS BEEN WITHHOLDING THE FACT THAT HIS DAD TURNED INTO A DRUGGIE ONCE HE CAME BACK FROM THE WAR AND WASN’T ACTUALLY THE SHIT AT CALL OF DUTY AS SHE HAD BEEN TELLING HIM FOR THE ENTIRETY OF HIS LIFE. SO THAT IN TURN INSPIRES HIM TO PROPOSAL TO BERRY BECAUSE DUMB. DUMB, DUMB, DUMB, YOU WRITE BAD FINCHEL FANFICS AND FOX AIRS THEM BECAUSE IT‘S FOX, DUMB. THE HELL IS THAT MOTHERFUCKING GONNA SOLVE, HUDSON?  YOU STILL IN HIGHSCHOOL WITH NO DEFINITE GOALS OR PLANS ON WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU WANT TO MARRY POSSIBLY THE NEEDIEST GODDAMN CHICK ON THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE? AND DID YOU STOP TO THINK HOW THIS MIGHT AFFECT THE REST OF US? FUCKIN` QUINN HAS BEEN FOLLOWING MY ASS AROUND FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS WITH THE ‘I MIGHT USE MY OLD MATERNITY DRESS TO CHLOROFORM YOU IF YOU DON’T BREAK UP FINN AND RACHEL SO RACHEL AND I CAN HAVE ONE OF OUR BULLSHIT SUBTEXT FILLED CHATS AND THEN RUB ELBOWS SOFTCORE STYLE’ EYES. YEAH, I KNOW, IT’S SCARY CRAZY WHAT THE CHICK CAN CONVEY WITH JUST A LOOK. FIX YO SHIT, HUDSON. FIX. YO. SHIT.”

(Source: yellingrutherford, via lellolamb)